Thursday, May 26, 2011

Entertaining Bus Ride

Grabbed a bus home last night as usual. That's where normality was suspended for a while.

The driver took the wrong route. One of the passengers told her and as she was calling the base to explain that she'd made a driver error she cut across two lanes of traffic and almost took out a car who wasn't expecting that particular move. At the next corner we went over the kerb which caused us to lurch to the side. It wasn't long before one of the stops was missed. Around this time some guy got on who looked a bit like a sophisticated Gene Wilder with glasses. Honestly, he looked like a cartoon character. Bit further down the road we picked up another passenger who looked like one of the weirdos from Gary Larson's The Far Side. One side of her face was about an inch lower than the other.

Down the road a bit more and there was a person waving to the bus from the bus stop. The wave stopped and a look of bewilderment came over her face as the bus just drove past, even though the bell had been rung and someone wanted to get off. We stopped a little bit away from the bus stop to collect this new passenger. It was about this point that the driver mentioned she was having a bad day. At another stop somebody tagged off but the back door wasn't opened so she had to leave the bus from the front door. As soon as this happened the driver opened the back door. A young couple got on and discussed where they were heading for a while. At the end of Albany Highway the driver announced that this was the last stop on Albany Highway. One guy alighted and so did the couple. The driver called out to them that the bus did go past Carousel Shopping Centre, where they were headed, so they got back on. In actual fact, when the bus reaches the end of Albany Highway it turns onto Albany Highway and travels down it for another 5-10 kilometres. I think the driver became confused with the Shepperton Road bypass as we don't leave Albany Highway once we're on it.

Very entertaining bus ride as it turned out.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You may want to write a book one day about your bus adventures. They are a crack up. All the drunks or homeless get on mine. They pretend to be looking for a stop and just sleep there for hours. The stories they have to tell are scarey. Take care Hammy. Gil

David said...

Thank you for reminding me why I used to drive in Perth.

Hammy said...

Actually guys I wasn't that scared to want to take up driving. And it was too early in the day for the drunks to be filling the bus. I've experienced more dangerous drivers. Korean bus drivers take the cake.

Iris Flavia said...

Whoa. Really. If you´re in no hurry (or have a hot Pizza with you like I did) it sure is kinda fun. Well, entertaining, as you stated. Poor woman...